
"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose." - George Carlin

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“I am grateful, but… you were well away.”
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im like 500% sure that those yahoo people are going to get on tumblr and read posts about people shipping clothes and obama fanfiction and bad puns and get convinced that we are meth addicts and are gonna call the police
how the hell do you ship clothes
You put them in a box, put someone’s address on the box, and take the box to the post office